fashiontimeless:

Tyra Banks for Lolita Lempicka, 1995

thebootydiaries:

Bella: I know what you are

Edward: say it

Bella: … problematic

teenagerposts:

@ all my mutuals

evikholin:

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

alexander:

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

jewishanders:

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

millennialfirebird:

sarcastic-and-witty-username:

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

floozys:

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

curseworm:

thats called trauma